Thursday, March 11, 2010

What I want from life.

I always thought I knew.

But to tell the truth, no one's really ever asked. Not that it's their job to. It's just I've never thought "Ok, I'm gonna make a list... first, world peace, then a pony" but believe me, it won't be in that order.

So what DO I want?

I think I want a hobby.

That and to be adored by millions of people who I don't even know. So when someone who DOES know me is jealous and hates me, they have to feel stupid because.. look at all the people who love and adore me... what's wrong with them, that they can't love me?

I think what I better do is make something I want like a "small hobby" or something. Sort of like a small term goal... only a little more instantly gratifying... I'm all about instant gratification.



So what would I like to do? I already do a lot of useless crap. But nothing that I feel PASSIONATE about.

Should I FEEL passionate about a hobby? Maybe that's inappropriate.

I'll think on it some more tonight.. and maybe tomorrow, I'll be able to post something that I think I came up with. I don't think bein` hilarious is really a hobby. So that's out.

Time will tell.

3 comments:

  1. You should start a church. You could make up commandments and come up with some sort of deity (or diety, if you live in a particularly health-conscious community) that speaks only to you. It's a great hobby, a great way to meet people who adore you, and a nice little money maker too.

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  2. Ha! You must have also read my recently updated "interests"....

    I forgot to think on the hobby last night. Maybe that should be my hobby... forgetting to do things that may or may not be important.

    I also DO like sleeping.. and I'm getting pretty good at it...

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  3. Collections are great hobbies. I find it very soothing to gather my belly button lint each day and smell it. Then I store it in a jar shaped like the Eiffel Tower. When it gets full, I will make a pen-pal who lives in France and I will mail it to him/her, along with a photograph of my feet.

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