I've come to realize I hate most people.
I really do.
I hate people in general. I hate them individually.
I don't try to. But I do.
I HATE people who say "It's all good." in response to anything. Say I'm trying to apologize for something.. "Hey I'm gonna be late.. and I ran over your cat..."
"It's all good"
Fuck you.
I hate people who say "No Worries." I may hate the phrase more than the person who says that. But it really makes my skin crawl.
I absolutely despise having to explain that I'm kidding when I say certain things. Stop acting like you didn't get it. Get off your high horse and laugh. Or at least ignore me. I will not explain my jokes. Just try and keep up.
I do not want to hear any more about federal health care.
I hate people who get the stomach surgery and then convince themselves they lost the weight on their OWN. They didn't. And they still look like shit. I also hate them for thinking they're now suddenly a nutrition expert. Sorry.. you aren't. Did I mention you still look like shit?
I hate people who have to constantly talk about their pregnancies. I don't care. Pregnant women make me sick to be honest.. pregnant princesses even more so, and the only one who is truly interested in your pregnancy is... you. Shut up about it. I wish you'd die and I have no remorse for wishing it.
And I truly hate people who post every single thing they are doing on their facebook status. (Or whatever social network they choose).. I mean I can see once in a while.. but the ever 3 minutes thing is absurd.
No one cares.. this also goes for people on social network sites who passive aggressively take shots at others. If you're too pussy.. or too in the wrong to come out and say what's on your mind, then maybe you should shut up.
(For the record, the person I have in mind will never read this blog, so I'm better than she is. Ha!)
I also can't stand when people ask my advice and when I give it to them, they think of all these ways of why "that won't work". Look, you don't have to take my friggin advice. Just stop wasting my time by asking!
I will most likely be adding to this list.. but for now, I think I'm out of hate.
Just for now. ;)
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Just got more hate. My mom thinks it's okay to call me on the phone to talk about facebook. I'm getting ready to delete my page over her. She and her facebook drama are a whole `nother hate blog, but for now, I'm adding to the list that I hate people who call each other over facebook! I don't hate my mom.. I just hate PEOPLE who do that! There IS a difference.. and when I figure out what that is... why I'll be sure to let you know.
ReplyDeleteThe whole POINT of facebook is to keep in touch with people with whom you have no desire to actually TALK. Calling to talk about it undermines the whole institution. The first rule of Facebook is "You do not talk about Facebook." I think that's the second rule too. After that, it all breaks down, because there is no accountability anyway, but I think it has something to with the requirement that extremely fat people post only extreme close up face pics.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of accountability, I hate people who think they can write whatever they want and not OWN it. They just post things all over the internet as "anonymous." Bastards.
I also hate the word verification they have here. I will recognize your "word verification" when you stop outsourcing your dictionary, or at the very least, when you tell me what the Hell INGEUT means. My spambot has enough trouble with random English words.
Hahaha true true... first rule of facebook. Second rule of facebook is you must deny all when people say "What the Hell did you mean by THAT? Were you talking about ME???" Stupid. I am starting to hate facebook altogether. It's a time waster. And I never thought I'd look down at time wasting. It also ruins lives.. but that's a whole nother rant for some other day.
ReplyDeleteI think I can turn that word verification thing.. but I have to look at how.. and franly, I have some fights to go start in my facebook.
I can never send you 37 messages offering you medication to help maintain your erection until you turn that verification thing off. Seriously, this is stuff you need to know.
ReplyDeleteYou just need to end every statement with "You know who you are." Then, people feel like they let you down with their ignorance when they ask if you were talking about them. Then when they DO ask you if you were talking about them, you say "I can't believe you asked me that." Then, change the subject, because if you were talking about them, they should just KNOW, as you said before. And if YOU are reading this (not you -- you) then, you know who you are.
By the way... I LIKE the Anonymous people. If it wasn't for them, I'd have no readers at all.. let alone people to comment me and make me feel like I'm not "wasting time" by not being on my facebook! So.. thanks for readin!
ReplyDeleteI hate...umm...toenails. When they get too long, they poke holes in your socks. I hate holes in socks, too. But not as much as I hate holes in shoes. Well, in the bottoms. You ned the holes in the tops or you would never get your feet inside. I guess the same goes for socks. But shoes with holes (in the bottom, not the top) lead to your socks getting wet and overly dirty. I hate dirty socks. So, I guess what it all comes down to is simple: trim your toenails.
ReplyDeleteYou mean your claws?
ReplyDeletePrecisely.
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