Do it at home.

It's no secret that I can't stand people who are late.

One of the big reasons for this, is they show me when they're late, that no one in the world matters but them. Everyone else can WAIT for them. They do not value other people, nor do they value other people's time. Time is a precious thing to me. If I agree to a time with another person, I am rarely late. If I am going to be late for some reason, I will contact the other person/people and let them know I'll be late and I will apologize to the people that I am supposed to be meeting at a predetermined time that we had agreed to.

I digress.

I hate people, for the most part, who think they are the only ones who's time matters.

So imagine, if you will, how pissed off I get at the new thing I hate, that I didn't realize I hated, until coming to work over in the EDH "B2" building...



Here on the large second floor of the "B" building, we have a restroom like most other buildings... the restroom has the sink area separated from the toilets. Three sinks in this restroom.. count them. one, two, three.

There are approximately 6 toilets or so in the large bathroom.

Also on B2 floor, further away from the large bathroom is another, smaller bathroom. It has just two toilets. One is handicapped and one is "regular". It also has the one sink. If someone is ahead of you from using the toilet, you have to wait just a moment to wash your hands. That's ok.

What is NOT okay, is there is a woman who works here, as I do. As everyone on this floor does, in fact. She too, uses the smaller bathroom as it is closer to her (and my and many other's) desk.

But she doesn't just wash hands.

She likes to brush her teeth after every meal.

Good for her. She's so much higher than others, she brushes her teeth at work. In fact, I'll bet she's so rich, she has TWO toothbrushes! I bet she keeps one at work and one at home. Maybe even, if I dare dream, one for the car? Anything is possible.

Anyway, this woman will brush her teeth. She won't do it quickly because, like I said, she is so above others, she cares SO much about her teeth... you see, she's really important... and she brushes her teeth. At the ONE sink... with FOUR people waiting to wash hands.

She will stand in the center and not even move to the side so you can hurry and wash as she's just brushing.

This is the definition of a CUNT.

How selfish she is. She can easily walk a few paces further to the THREE sink restroom, to brush those man eating choppers of hers. But no. She takes up about ten minutes (maybe more) at the ONE sink to brush her teeth. No one else's time matters. She's also a "supervisor" and has an OFFICE and not a CUBE like the rest of us useless wastes of oxygen, so it's not like anyone can "tease" her or even cram the toothbrush down her throat.

People like her are very frustrating to me.

Maybe I have a control problem, but I really fucking hate cunts like her.

Plus I'm really jealous of her big boobs.


All MY brushing is done as it should be.. in the PRIVACY of my own bathroom! Never at work!