Monday, March 8, 2010

Kiddie Litter.

Last night I dreamt of a friend that I haven't even seen in a long time. She was pregnant and she had these twins... she asked me to watch the twins and she went back to the doctor and when she came back, apparently, there was one more baby inside her.I guess it just kinda came out at her appointment. Her mom told me that she absolutely could NOT have more than two babies at once and would I please see if anyone could have one of the babies.

Now, I'm not one who goes around "Ohhh I DREAMT THIS....OoooOOOOooo" but this dream keeps sticking with me all day. Freakin me out. So I emailed the friend. Don't worry, I didn't say anything like "Hey have any extra babies lyin` around you want me to give away?" I just said "Hey how are you?" I'll ask to pass out her babies later on if she emails me back.

I hope she doesn't. I don't know if I'm really comfortable with that. Babies aren't REALLY like kittens unless you have like over 5. Then it's a litter and it's time to close shop. Speaking as the oldest of six, I should know. It's MEAN. CLOSE UP SHOP.

5 comments:

  1. Clearly that dream means that your friend is getting it on with her doctor.

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  2. Looks like its time to uncover your family secrets.

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  3. Hey, I'll buy one of those kids.

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  4. You can never have too many babies. Madonna and Pedobear -- let's talk.

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  5. This reminds me of my favorite Olan Mills portrait caption - "It's a vagina, not a clown car!"

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