Here are just some random thoughts... I'm not sure why I get excited over things like furniture, but not so much over family members... anyway.. here it is.. as I see it...
Here are some of the things I did over the weekend:
Friday night.. drank wine with one of my most favorite people. We got wine that was was in a bottle that was shaped like a cat. We both got pretty drunk too. It was fun. It's been a while since I did that. Got drunk off some cat.
Saturday morning cartoons told us that if you went to Gamestop that day, you could download a free Pokémon character. Naturally, we went so James could get his free character.
Also Saturday, I went to see "Shutter Island" with my mother in law. She had a hurt knee and all the handicapped spots were taken. So I drove her up to the doors. It was fun. We both had a really good time.. and that's not even including when I drove her up on the sidewalk to the front doors. Hanging out with me has it perks, you know.
Sunday we went BACK to Gamestop. We had to pick up the new Pokémon game that we had on reserve.
Later Sunday I went thrifting for a bit.. and even stopped at one of my favorite stores.. Six Yellow Chairs. Even bought some things for once.
I love the way I feel in that store.
I guess I could say I feel creative in that store.
Oh and I got a dresser for $7.50! At the thrift store. Me and Favorite are gonna paint and distress it. SO fun.
But I decided what to do for my hobby... I decided I'll turn that hobby actually into a "project", (not to be confused with another project I'm working on already with a co-worker), and actually write the book (again) that I wrote before and it was lost when my computer crashed. I will actually back my work up this time. And I'll publish it. Even if I SELF publish it.. I'm gonna do it. I want to say "I wrote and published a book." and have it be a true statement.
I think that's what I want to do.. for a "short term" goal slash hobby.
Just found out my sister is pregnant. Again.
I guess I should be happy. I feel.. nothing. I mean, she lives in Utah, I live in California. So it's not like I ever see the daughter she has now.
In fact, I only have 2 of my 5 siblings in this state.. only one niece close by.
The rest in brainwash central.
Thankfully not all of them are Mormon.
I'm not sad, I'm not happy. Don't get me wrong.. I'm happy for HER.. it's just that I'm not as close with my family as I once thought I would be. I think a lot of the "distance" emotionally is that I don't believe in the church that they do. In that church.. the LDS church, if you are not on "the path" that they have chosen, they kind of just drop you. I've seen it in every family.. every LDS family, that I know there is a "bad seed" in.
It's a shame. They claim to be all about family.. and they are.. so long as you see it "their way".
Shame.
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I don't know how you could stray from a church with magic underwear. If you wear magic underwear, it always stays clean and white, and you don't even have to worry about eating the wrong foods and smelling bad, because when you wear magic underwear, your sh!t don't stink.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is a church with magic socks. It would be nice to be able to gain like 500 lbs and know that God won't make you change your socks.
A lot of things are nicer with magic.. it's why they made Jesus magic..
ReplyDeleteMagic beans are nice too, because they allow a person to burglarize a stranger's house and then kill the homeowner during the getaway and still be the hero of the story.
ReplyDeleteYeah I've always thought that was a good lesson.. that it's ok to rob ugly people.. especially if they're freaks of some sort.
ReplyDeleteSame moral in Hansel and Gretel.. it's okay to vandalize, and then shove the homeowner (Here, an old woman) into her own oven when she's trying to cook for you after you clearly were full from literally eating her out of house and home.
Not to mention, steal any gold you might find after she blows up.
It's no wonder kids today are so good and repectful.
I think my magic underwear was defective. Mine didn't stay clean. The armpits got all yellow, not to mention some other stainage that I will only attribute to bike-seat wedgies.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I'm pretty poor, so I think I'll start pushing old women into stoves. Then, when I'm kinda rich, I'll buy a GREAT BIG stove that all the old women will want to come see. Then I can push them into the stove in the comfort of my own home, thereby averting travel costs on my road to becoming even RICHER.
You have to have a plan...
Do you mean your T SHIRT? If not, I hope to GOD I never see any underwear with ARMPITS in them! Gross.. and yellow??? I think we know that the color of yellow is...
ReplyDeleteAs for your plan, I am thinking of two old women off the top of me head right now....