Big Plans

Another Friday and I can't work. Something must be wrong with me and it's called "I am sick of work.. Oh, and I'm lazy."

I have nothing to write about, really.. So I'll give a run down of what I'm planning this weekend.
Starting with today, as I seem to be starting even here at work.

1. Take a nap (I plan on napping as soon as I get home from work... )

2. Go to the post office. (I'm actually going to the post office after work and BEFORE my nap, but I like the nap being #1 better and so it is and so it shall be. At least on my list)

3. Take a nap after the work and the post office.

(When I go home, I DO plan on yelling at the kids a little bit first as I KNOW they haven't doing their jobs and if they have, they did them the wrong way, so I will be walking in, yelling, heading upstairs to the bed, throwing mouse/bird killing cat OUT of bed, and getting in bed mySELF.)

4. Wake up and make dinner. (Yay.)

5. Go back to bed. (I gotta go back to bed SOMEtime. It's ok if I'm not tired. I DO have sleeping pills, ya know. Sleeping pills that I STEAL from other members of the house!)

6. When it's SATURDAY (!!!) I plan on sleeping in. At that point, I'll go downstairs, yell at kids some more, watch cartoons.. (because it's SATURDAY!!!!) And then I'll maybe think about going yard sailing, but then I'll change my mind and go on Sunday instead... But I'll still think about it. And think hard.

7. Take Chelsea to spend all her money. (This isn't very fun. Unless I shoplift something.)

8. Think of ways to get Booger Eater in trouble. Do nothing about it.

9. Take Chelsea to Borders... Look at books I want... Picture text them to myself, so I can look them up on half.com. (Shoplift bookmark!)

10. Go home, make lunch, play with my new book mark, take a nap.

11. Stay sleeping as long as I can... Maybe start laundry before.

12. Sleep through Sunday.

I think that pretty much covers it. I lead a VERY exciting life, as anyone can see...